questions...

Today, I got a mass email from a friend. She was bored and asked a bunch of random questions figuring getting a bunch of random answers from people will lead to entertainment. Here are the questions and my answers in reversed order. It's funniest in this order. 

3. Why do they sterilize needles before lethal injections? 

-They are actually "sterilizing" those needles with more poison

2. If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

-Dumb sluts are used to having other people spend money on them

1. What is the speed of dark?

-Carl Lewis