In sports, if you tie, they say it is like kissing your sister. Well then watching UNC win anything must be like a gang bang with your mother, aunt and grandmas (both sides of the family) with grandpa standing in the background taunting you for a weak performance.
Seriously, could one school any more readily embody everything that is wrong with college sports? You have a collection of McDonald's All-American's that forgo a chance to play for a school that has anything to do with their heritage in exchange for less playtime, being surrounded by studs that will cover for your heartless and gutless performances, make you wear baby blue, and shove North Carolina bull shit down your throat until you wake up with Antawn Jamison's mom tattooed on your back.
So congrats to Missouri, Pennsylvania, Maryland, New York, and California...the respective homes of the UNC starting five (Hansbrough, Elllington, Lawson, Green and Thompson)! And congrats to UNC for exposing your state as a fraud. I can't wait to see if the magical Roy Williams can "rebuild" again while only recruiting five of the top ten heartless players in the world! What a joke. The only good news that came from tonight is that the Michigan roads are icy and slippery and UNC is traveling by bus.
Good luck sucking in the NBA jezebels.
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