Look, I don't know Lady Gaga, but I assume she is a nice gal. Most british royalty are. But from what I can tell, all she likes to do is fuck and gamble...and if there is one thing I look for in a deity...it is those two things. She is the kinda gal that is a hushed whisper away from selling you on anal and before you can ask a follow-up she has smoked your finest Cohiba Robusto without using her lips. If marriage was an 8-letter word for hate-screw I would have said "I DO" a month ago.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
If Akon, U can.
Look, I don't know Lady Gaga, but I assume she is a nice gal. Most british royalty are. But from what I can tell, all she likes to do is fuck and gamble...and if there is one thing I look for in a deity...it is those two things. She is the kinda gal that is a hushed whisper away from selling you on anal and before you can ask a follow-up she has smoked your finest Cohiba Robusto without using her lips. If marriage was an 8-letter word for hate-screw I would have said "I DO" a month ago.
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