If there are two things I hate in this world, they are both bad breath. The amount of things that go in my mouth that don't smell good is almost nauseating to think about. [insert homo-erotic joke here]. Did you ever wonder why ALTOIDS are "curiously strong"? It's because they are made by the Willy Wonka of Hell...the nefarious necco wafer himself...freaking Beelzebub. Fun fact: Altoids is actually hebrew for "fork-tongued oral scent demon". (fucking heebs have a word for everything!)
I been working hard on getting good seats in the afterlife, so imagine my utter glee when I found out Testamints is now on the market to play yin to the Altoids evil yang. Each piece of gum is wrapped in a verse of scripture! Check them out at www.testamints.net. I actually found a wrapper for these at the casino. (wha?)
I bet Mary Magdalene had a pocket full of these babys. Freakin slut.
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