Thursday, May 14, 2009

lost...

If you are like most people than you probably watch the television program Lost. I don't. I'm sure it's a great show and all, I just never started watching it. My understanding that if you watch that show you pretty much need to watch every second of it to sort of understand what *might* be going on and with the amount of porn I watch, well, where does the time go? I've seen three random episodes and thought they were pretty funny because I find most random junk I don't understand humorous. Anyway, a few weeks ago while visiting my friend Foolish Muslim in Montreal, he got a text about Lost from our other friend whom I shall be calling Applejack. I then decided it would be a good idea to start texting people about Lost while Lost was airing just to see what happens. Here is the conversation between Applejack (watching Lost) and myself (not watching Lost) in colors that don't appear on my phone. 


9:12pm

Me - Foolish Muslim tells me you like talking about Lost...

Applejack - When i saw the little girl i didn't even flinch to say "its kate!"

Me - Whoooaaaa! (I have absolutely no idea who Kate is but I'll guess she's either a character on the show or one of Applejack's shorter imaginary friends)

Applejack - What's in the box! This is lost not pulp fiction!

Me - What do they think this is, Se7en?!

Applejack - Haha high fives to us!

Me - Actually, to be completely honest... I've only watched like 3 episodes ever. Do I still get a high five?

Applejack - Haha how do you have any idea whats happening, thats awesome! Ill grant the high five

Me - I don't have any idea!! I'm not even watching right now! I just like crazy texting!!!!! Wooooooooooo.

Me - Ok, I'll stop

Applejack - Ahaha, you're really not watching! Amazing you hit gold on that seven comment, excellently timed!

Me - I rule.... apparently

Applejack - I think thats a safe bet



By the way, I'm not going to tell Applejack (or anyone else for that matter) why I decided to call her Applejack until the series finale of Lost. Hello biggest disappointment(s?) of 2010!

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