Friday, May 1, 2009

memories...

I just wanted to add to Isabella's post from yesterday. It reminded me of the worst pick up line anyone has ever used on me. I was making a phone call while walking down the street. Meanwhile, this girl comes out of nowhere and grabs both my arms and shakes them while saying "They call me 'Milk' because I do a body good" and then walked away. Call me crazy, but I'm willing to bet more people got more than just vitamins* while enjoying that "milk"**. 

The best pick up line anyone's ever used on me was "I want to fuck you!". I know what you are thinking and no, I didn't take him up on that offer. 


















*STD's
**slut

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