So I have a maid take care of the house. You know...cause I won't. So long story short, this [insert central america country here] gal attempts to clean the house but completes the masterful job by drenching the marble shower in Lime Away.
Here's a good rule of thumb...when using a neon green bottle, read the label. But anyway...
So after a long struggle with the maid service they send a "shower expert" to the house to asses the damage. He returns a few days later with a small bottle of "special solution" which he predicts will restore the original luster to the shower.
Him: "You don't want to waste this stuff, it's $100 a quart!"
Me (feigning interest): Really?
Him: "You bet...you wouldn't believe what a gallon costs!"
Me: "$400?"
Him: "I wish...try $600!"
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