Tales from the Poker Table - Love is a Battlefield Edition

Goofy white guy (not me though): What is the all-access badge for?

Enormous black guy:  I'm with the Pat Benatar show.

GWG:  No seriously.

EBG:  Seriously.

GWG:  Wow, I didn't picture you with Pat Benatar

EBG:  Why not?

[pause]

GWG (trying to smooth things over):  I bet you have some sweet stories from the road...

EBG:  Not really.

[awkward silence]

GWG:  So what do you do for the show?

EBG:  I drive the bus.

GWG:  Still that must be pretty cool, seeing different places all the time.

EBG:  What part of driving a fucking bus sounds fun to you?

[awkward silence for the next 45 minutes or so]