people are stupid...

and when I say "people" I don't mean myself because look at these fucking "jokes" I "wrote". One of my "friends" was talking to me on Martin Luther King day. She said "my MLK day sucks" so I asked her if she got assassinated. Another person was telling me that she was watching The Butterfly Effect. She mentioned being scared of some pedophile character in that movie and I asked her why she was scared of pedophiles because she's an adult. If cats were people they'd be stupid too because one of them broke a glass here yesterday.