drinking...

If you go to a bar that serves Orval Trappist Ale and also has their beer menu on a chalkboard, this can lead to one interesting evening. Specifically when the owner of the bar hands you a piece of chalk and tells you to put the letters back on the chalkboard you took off because "this is a family establishment". 

Since when is a bar a family establishment?! That, and oral rape is impossible. I think.