Today I asked my friend Reginald what he's doing for Halloween. Reginald and his fiancee are going to be hanging out with some of their friends. These particular friends have children, one of which is soon to be baptized. Reginald is slated to be this child's Godfather. I told Reginald he needs to get this kid a present and it doesn't matter what it is but he needs to wrap the present up in the shape of a horse's head. If that's not a good punchline I don't know what is.
