Goofy white guy (not me though): What is the all-access badge for?Enormous black guy: I'm with the Pat Benatar show.
GWG: No seriously.
EBG: Seriously.
GWG: Wow, I didn't picture you with Pat Benatar
EBG: Why not?
[pause]
GWG (trying to smooth things over): I bet you have some sweet stories from the road...
EBG: Not really.
[awkward silence]
GWG: So what do you do for the show?
EBG: I drive the bus.
GWG: Still that must be pretty cool, seeing different places all the time.
EBG: What part of driving a fucking bus sounds fun to you?
[awkward silence for the next 45 minutes or so]
