Tuesday, December 15, 2009

what...

My dad called me today and asked me if Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem were in the Rock and Roll hall of fame. I told him they weren't and he asked why. Instead of telling him that they weren't a real band and were a creation of the Muppet Show I told him that it took Black Sabbath 6 years to get in after being eligible*.
If you've ever wondered why this blog is the way it is here is why; I was raised by a man that likes the work of puppeteers more than rock musicians yet he's been playing guitar since he was fourteen years old. With all these mixed signals it's kind of a surprise I waste time on the internet instead of spending my days with attempted burglary, selling fake drugs or being gay.**










* This was wrong, they got inducted after 8 years of eligibility.
** All can easily be done on the internet.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Shaft 2


My internet day has started the same way for quite some time... ESPN, CNN, Barstool Sports, Woot, Uncrate and then some other blogs and info sites from there. But I must admit, ainews.com (Adult Industry News) has been rapidly shooting up my list. I mean I am literally hitting the site 20 times a day WAITING, WAITING, WAITING somewhat patiently for the news of the Tiger Woods porn parody. I mean this story has everything you could want in a porn movie...homely white women, rich white women, foreign white women, jewish white women, partying types, waitress types, teacher types, and one black guy who is good at sports. What could possibly be taking so long??? And if there is one thing porn film lots have an abundance of its black Escalades. It's like the whole industry has just given up. Fucking recession.